Wolverine is invited to da Avengerz Slumber party
#widow’s just like #he has a fricking point rogers #we can see everything #and thor’s like #maybe if i stand really still #they won’t realise that my pants #are skintight leather
Teacher Awards Credit for Questioning “The Man”
Unfortunately, I have to take points off for forgetting the question mark.
DON’T STOP, PLEASE REBLOG
TUMBLR, FILL THOSE DASHBOARDS UP
TONIGHT, IMMA LIKE, TIL WE SEE THE SUNLIGHT
DON’T STOP, JUST REBLOG
CAUSE THE POSTIN DONT STOP NO
OH, OH OH OH, OH, OH.
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING GOTTA LOG ON TUMBLR
CHECK MY FOLLOWERS, I’M SURE I’M GONNA GET ANOTHER
CHECK MY ASK, IF IT’S EMPTY THEN I’M FOREVER ALONE
BUT IT’S OKAY ‘CAUSE I KNOW TUMBLR’S MY ONLY HOME
I’M TALKIN’ LIKES ON EVERY POST, POST
REBLOGGING ALL YOUR NOTES, NOTES
CRYING AT EVERY QUOTE, QUOTE
MY LIFE SUMMED UP IN ONE POST.
This will forever play in my mind when I open Tumblr.
Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.
ALL TRUTHS.
OH YOUR GOD, THIS.
